| CHRIS: | Did you know French support for the American Revolution partly caused the French Revolution? |
| CARSON: | Did you know I really don’t give a s***? |
| KURT: | I wish Blaine was here. |
| CHRIS: | Check, please! |
Summertime bracelets! I’m pretty stoked for summer if you haven’t noticed ha \o/ (Taken with instagram)
| 2 Dads: | I’m drunk. I’m way too drunk. |
| Buffer: | You got a drinking problem, that’s why. |
| 2 Dads: | I love you. (Tries to kiss Buffer’s cheek.) |
| Buffer: | Uncomfortable, mate. |
| 2 Dads: | If you were a woman, you’d be really ugly. |
| Buffer: | If you were a woman, you’d look like a bulldog eating porridge. |
| 2 Dads: | I hate porridge. (Arrive on the Hammersley.) I’m gonna have a slash. |
| Buffer: | Yeah. I’ll go announce our arrival. Honey, I’m home. |
| Bomber: | Hey, Buff. Have a good night? |
| Buffer: | Oh... oh yeah. A few too many. |
| -3x11 Hidden Cargo |
that awkward moment when you and a frost giant realize you’re a frost giant.
(via thereichenbachfinn)